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{"rating": "5", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party?  Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.  \n\nP.J. O'Rourke", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 226, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "5", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.", "total": 100, "categories": ["Chuck Norris Trivia"], "id": 557, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "5", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "As the poet said, \"Only God can make a tree\" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.\r\n\r\nWoody Allen", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 931, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "0", "raters": 0, "title": "", "text": "We've tried everything to keep illegal aliens out. From volunteer minute men to lining the border with our crappiest states.\n\nStephen Colbert", "total": 25, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 992, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "0", "raters": 0, "title": "", "text": "Folks, the President needs a break. He's like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil vacuum. If you don\u2019t recharge his batteries, he can't suck.\n\nStephen Colbert", "total": 25, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 993, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4.5", "raters": 3, "title": "-", "text": "James Naismith invented the game of basketball. He later became the basketball coach at Kansas University. He has a career losing record.", "total": 100, "categories": ["Trivia"], "id": 36, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4.5", "raters": 2, "title": "-", "text": "They misunderestimated me.\r\n- George W Bush", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 156, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4.5", "raters": 2, "title": "-", "text": "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.\r\n- George W Bush", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 157, "comments": 0},
  {"rating": "0", "raters": 0, "title": "", "text": "When I decided to run for president, I did not do it for the attention. I did it to fulfill a dream, of being the most popular man in the world.\n\nStephen Colbert", "total": 25, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 995, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4.5", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.", "total": 100, "categories": ["Chuck Norris Trivia"], "id": 674, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4.33333333333", "raters": 3, "title": "", "text": "The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.  \n\nTom Waits, Small Change", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 224, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4.25", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "I skate where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.\nWayne Gretzky", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 195, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "0", "raters": 0, "title": "", "text": "I'm disappointed that my own Catholic Church has decided that capital punishment is wrong. Which is pretty hypocritical if you think about it, because they wouldn't even have a religion if it wasn't for capital punishment.\n\nStephen Colbert", "total": 25, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 997, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "0", "raters": 0, "title": "", "text": "I know that the pope's infallible, but that doesn't mean he can't make mistakes.\n\nStephen Colbert", "total": 25, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 998, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4.25", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.", "total": 100, "categories": ["Chuck Norris Trivia"], "id": 675, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4.25", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.", "total": 100, "categories": ["Chuck Norris Trivia"], "id": 691, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4.25", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "By the second century B.C., the Chinese discovered that blood circulated throughout the body and that the heart pumped the blood. In Europe, circulation wasn\u2019t discovered until the early seventeenth century by William Harvey (1578-1657).", "total": 100, "categories": ["Trivia"], "id": 807, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4.25", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "A woman drove me to drink, and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.\r\n\r\nW.C. Fields", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 916, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4.25", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems.\r\n\r\nHomer Simpson", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 942, "comments": 0},
  {"rating": "0", "raters": 0, "title": "", "text": "\"That's where the truth lies, right down here in the gut. Do you know you have more nerve endings in your gut than you have in your head? You can look it up. I know some of you are going to say \"I did look it up, and that's not true.\" That's 'cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut. I did. My gut tells me that's how our nervous system works.\"\n\nStephen Colbert", "total": 25, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 1003, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "0", "raters": 0, "title": "", "text": "\"We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in \"reality.\" And reality has a well-known liberal bias.\"\n\nStephen Colbert", "total": 25, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 1005, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "0", "raters": 0, "title": "", "text": "\"It's like boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by the way, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is.\"\n\nStephen Colbert", "total": 25, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 1006, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4.16666666667", "raters": 3, "title": "-", "text": "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.\r\n- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 116, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4.16666666667", "raters": 3, "title": "-", "text": "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.\r\n- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 120, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "If music be the food of love, play on.\r\n- Shakespeare", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 192, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.  \n\nH.L. Mencken", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 216, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "There is no theory of evolution, only a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.", "total": 100, "categories": ["Chuck Norris Trivia"], "id": 491, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.", "total": 100, "categories": ["Chuck Norris Trivia"], "id": 621, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.", "total": 100, "categories": ["Chuck Norris Trivia"], "id": 679, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "Question and answer from a real 10th grade exam:\r\n\r\nQ: Name the four seasons.\r\nA: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.", "total": 100, "categories": ["Jokes"], "id": 704, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.\r\n\r\nWoody Allen", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 927, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "I don't think sex could ever be as rewarding as winning the World Cup. It's not that sex is not great; just that the World Cup is only every four years and sex is a lot more regular than that.\r\n\r\nRonaldo", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 948, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "\u201cHe\u2019s a guy who gets up at six o\u2019clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.\u201d \u2013Lou Deva", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 969, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.83333333333", "raters": 3, "title": "-", "text": "We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.\r\n- George W Bush", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 158, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.83333333333", "raters": 3, "title": "", "text": "When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.  \n\nAuthor Unknown", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 255, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.83333333333", "raters": 3, "title": "", "text": "5,840 people with pillow related injuries checked into U.S. emergency rooms in 1992.", "total": 100, "categories": ["Trivia"], "id": 383, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "0", "raters": 0, "title": "", "text": "\"Then you write, \"Oh, they're just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.\" First of all, that is a terrible metaphor. This administration is not sinking. This administration is soaring. If anything, they are rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.\"\n\nStephen Colbert", "total": 25, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 1007, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "0", "raters": 0, "title": "", "text": "\"I don't trust books; they're all fact, no heart.\"\n\nStephen Colbert", "total": 25, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 1009, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.75", "raters": 2, "title": "-", "text": "It is against the law to put pretzels in bags in Philadelphia.", "total": 100, "categories": ["Trivia"], "id": 109, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.75", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.  \n\nFred Allen", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 215, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.75", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "A snail can sleep for three years.", "total": 100, "categories": ["Trivia"], "id": 303, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.75", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.", "total": 100, "categories": ["Chuck Norris Trivia"], "id": 556, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.75", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.", "total": 100, "categories": ["Chuck Norris Trivia"], "id": 694, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.75", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "Question and answer from a real 10th grade exam:\r\n\r\nQ: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g.abdomen.)\r\nA: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.", "total": 100, "categories": ["Jokes"], "id": 716, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.75", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "Question and answer from a real 10th grade exam:\r\n\r\nQ: Give the meaning of the term \"Caesarean Section.\"\r\nA: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.", "total": 100, "categories": ["Jokes"], "id": 720, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.75", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "Giant Pandas (\u201cbear cat\u201d) date back two to three million years. The early Chinese emperors kept pandas to ward off evil spirits and natural disasters. Pandas also were considered symbols of might and bravery.", "total": 100, "categories": ["Trivia"], "id": 794, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.75", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "White, rather than black, is the Chinese color for mourning and funerals.", "total": 100, "categories": ["Trivia"], "id": 795, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.75", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "It was customary for wealthy men and women in the late Chinese empire to grow the nails of their little fingers extremely long as a sign of their rank. They often wore decorative gold and silver nail guards to protect their nails.", "total": 100, "categories": ["Trivia"], "id": 805, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.75", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "Endorphins released during sexual activity create a euphoria similar to that produced by opioid drug use. These same endorphins also act as extremely effective pain killers.", "total": 100, "categories": ["Trivia"], "id": 875, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.75", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. \r\n\r\nMae West", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 891, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.75", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.\r\n\r\nOscar Wilde", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 901, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.75", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.\r\n\r\nGroucho Marx", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 904, "comments": 0},
  {"rating": "0", "raters": 0, "title": "", "text": "\"Sometimes it takes a crazy person to see the truth. If so, I'm a freaking lunatic.\"\n\nStephen Colbert", "total": 25, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 1011, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "0", "raters": 0, "title": "", "text": "And don't think you're off the hook, voters, you're the ones who made this bed. Now you're the ones who are going to have to move over so a gay couple can sleep in it.\n\nStephen Colbert", "total": 25, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 1015, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "0", "raters": 0, "title": "", "text": "Some say, 'Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.' I say, 'Those who ignore history are in for a big surprise.\n\nStephen Colbert", "total": 25, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 1017, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.75", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.\r\n\r\nMae West", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 906, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.75", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.\r\n\r\nDilbert", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 918, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.75", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.\r\n\r\nOliver Goldsmith", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 932, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.71428571429", "raters": 7, "title": "", "text": "I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.  \n\nFred Allen", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 270, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.66666666667", "raters": 3, "title": "-", "text": "Aoccdrning to a rscheearch procejt at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosnt mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae, tihs is bcaseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter", "total": 100, "categories": ["Trivia"], "id": 53, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.66666666667", "raters": 3, "title": "", "text": "\"Don't count the days, make the days count.\"\r\n\r\n-Muhammad Ali", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 892, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.625", "raters": 4, "title": "-", "text": "We don't need you. You haven't got through college yet.\r\n- Hewlett-Packard's rejection of Steve Jobs, who went on to found Apple Computers", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 121, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.625", "raters": 4, "title": "", "text": "They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.", "total": 100, "categories": ["Chuck Norris Trivia"], "id": 498, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.5", "raters": 2, "title": "-", "text": "This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. \r\n- Western Union internal memo, 1876", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 115, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.5", "raters": 2, "title": "-", "text": "Airplanes are interesting toys, but they have no military value.\r\n- Marshal Ferdinand Foch in 1911", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 126, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.5", "raters": 2, "title": "-", "text": "Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.\n\nIrving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, October 16, 1929.", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 129, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.5", "raters": 3, "title": "", "text": "What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.\nZig Ziglar", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 200, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.5", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker.  \n\nFrom the movie Naked", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 271, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.5", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "\"To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush...I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now what, I'm a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough...Somebody shoot me in the face.\"\n\nStephen Colbert", "total": 25, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 1000, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.5", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "Lord, lord, lord.  Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.  \n\nDouglas Adams, Mostly Harmless", "total": 100, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 283, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.5", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "Forty percent of the American population has never visited a dentist.", "total": 100, "categories": ["Trivia"], "id": 368, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.5", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "\"While skin and race are often synonymous, skin cleansing is good, race cleansing is bad.\"\n\nStephen Colbert", "total": 25, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 1001, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.5", "raters": 3, "title": "", "text": "When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.", "total": 100, "categories": ["Chuck Norris Trivia"], "id": 504, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4", "raters": 1, "title": "", "text": "\"I can't prove it, but I can say it.\"\n\nStephen Colbert", "total": 25, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 1012, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.5", "raters": 1, "title": "", "text": "\"Facts change, but my opinion never does.\"\n\nStephen Colbert", "total": 25, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 1013, "comments": 0},
  {"rating": "3.5", "raters": 2, "title": "", "text": "\"I believe in America. I believe it exists. My gut tells me I live there. I feel that it extends from the Atlantic to the Pacific, and I strongly believe it has fifty states. And I cannot wait to see how the Washington Post spins that one tomorrow.\"\n\nStephen Colbert", "total": 25, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 1002, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.625", "raters": 4, "title": "-", "text": "We don't need you. You haven't got through college yet.\r\n- Hewlett-Packard's rejection of Steve Jobs, who went on to found Apple Computers", "total": 21, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 121, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.625", "raters": 4, "title": "", "text": "They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.", "total": 21, "categories": ["Chuck Norris Trivia"], "id": 498, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.72222222222", "raters": 9, "title": "", "text": "May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts, and if He cannot turn their hearts may He turn their ankles that we may know them by their limping.\n\nIrish Prayer", "total": 21, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 254, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.89285714286", "raters": 14, "title": "", "text": "Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.", "total": 21, "categories": ["Chuck Norris Trivia"], "id": 501, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "3.9", "raters": 5, "title": "", "text": "Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.", "total": 21, "categories": ["Chuck Norris Trivia"], "id": 503, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4", "raters": 12, "title": "", "text": "Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.", "total": 21, "categories": ["Chuck Norris Trivia"], "id": 629, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4.33333333333", "raters": 6, "title": "", "text": "In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.", "total": 21, "categories": ["Chuck Norris Trivia"], "id": 588, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4.5", "raters": 7, "title": "", "text": "Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.", "total": 21, "categories": ["Chuck Norris Trivia"], "id": 567, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4.58333333333", "raters": 6, "title": "", "text": "Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.", "total": 21, "categories": ["Chuck Norris Trivia"], "id": 570, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4.75", "raters": 4, "title": "", "text": "Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.  \n\nAttributed to both Jason Hutchison and John Benfield", "total": 21, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 225, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "4.9", "raters": 5, "title": "", "text": "An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.  \n\n William Castle", "total": 21, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 230, "comments": 0},
 {"rating": "5", "raters": 4, "title": "", "text": "\"If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as though our hard work ain't been in vain for nothin'. Bless you all. \" - Lina Lamont\r\n", "total": 21, "categories": ["Quotes"], "id": 980, "comments": 0}]}
